1. it’s raining men. a clear and obvious choice. plus, i’d strip in the rain.
2. ice ice baby. pelvic thrusts on the baseline. stripper gold people, stripper gold.
3. adagio for strings. i’m a romantic at heart.
4. everybody’s working for the weekend. i’d perform during the week. can’t work weekends. that’s when the crazies come out.
5. hurt. the johnny cash song. after a long long life spent in a downward spiral, i feel as though this would be a crucial step in communicating my life in my performance. an important part of an performer’s routine.
6. technologic. only, and i mean only, with strobe lights.
7. barbie girl. i also do children’s parties.
8. anything by the jonas brothers. see above.
9. hot n’ cold. i see a lot of potential. especially in the in and out line.
10. the theme to mr kotter. my fans are loyal. this would be a crowd pleaser. as would the t-shirt.
