train ride diary March 20, 2009

i kept a diary of myself riding the train back from san luis obispo today. read more after the jump.

chocolate February 7, 2009

there’s no reason i titled this chocolate. i just wanted your attention. there’s a lot this post has in common with chocolate (this blog is an aphrodisiac and people with diabetes dont like it). anyways, i just wanted to key you in on my favorite phrase: “try harder” that’s why i would like to give [...]

February 4, 2009

http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/02/03/myspace.sex.offenders/index.html fuck…i just found a good profile song too…

first babe February 2, 2009

this just in…martha washington was a babe. flat out. not exaggerating. i don’t have a thing for grannies or anything but wow she’s hot. but how did he land her? wooden teeth? white horse? lying? i’ve tried two of those things and women tend to not like them. that point also disproves anything i learned [...]

i’m offended January 26, 2009

http://mikearney01.wordpress.com/2009/01/26/the-snuggie/

i wish i could be like mike. January 13, 2009

stupid strep…

the wrestler January 13, 2009

if you have 3:50 seconds to spare, listen to the song “the wrestler” bruce springsteen wrote for the film of the same name. the song is amazing. bruce is amazing.

HBO January 9, 2009

they have hbo in the dorms here. i swear, it’s hbo. they just purposefully pick the worst programming for it. that being said, i still just sat through all of i now pronounce you chuck and larry.

just an update January 7, 2009

so yesterday, 10 people logged on and read this. i have 10 readers…time to kick my game up a bit. just not today. the wii is fun.

my top ten songs i would dance to if i were a stripper. January 5, 2009

1. it’s raining men. a clear and obvious choice. plus, i’d strip in the rain. 2. ice ice baby. pelvic thrusts on the baseline. stripper gold people, stripper gold. 3. adagio for strings. i’m a romantic at heart. 4. everybody’s working for the weekend. i’d perform during the week. can’t work weekends. that’s when the [...]